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“…And you used a really bad pick-up line or somethin’?” He rose a brow, bemused. That kunoichi was certainly something. He definitely would not be trying that himself anytime soon. “—Nevermind, you can tell me on the way to the hospital.” Medical attention before intriguing and painful stories, remember Shisui?

「 ℕ」— “N-No! I just asked her out.. that’s all! But.. I think she was irritated already, baa-chan has been working her to the bone lately..” A huff of annoyance, an attempted scowl before Naruto stopped trying to express himself all together, the movement causing his face to ache from where it’d been beaten. “R-Right.. hospital dattebayo.” It was terrible of him, but he so desperately wished that Sakura wasn’t on duty.