dattebae:

Her fist perfectly hit the crown of the blonde’s head in a quick  movement.

” — DON’T BE RUDE! I’m a really cool mom and any kid would only dream of hanging out with me, dattebane! “

「 ℕ」— Was she trying to kill him?! Sure felt like it! With an even louder groan then before, he tumbled forward, rubbing at the point of impact like that would help sooth the pain. “N-Neh.. Kaa-san! I.. I was just kiddin dattebayo!” He whined out, tears forming in his eyes. “W-Well.. maybe thats cos you beat the kid ya have yaknow!”