I’ve just spent the whole of dinner choking on my food because my mom is an ass. 
First it was how she casually waltzed into the Garda station and got told off for being old, then Sora kept jumping on my dad and she kept slagging him saying shit like “OH NO, WATCH OUT FOR THOSE TINY BALLS” and “PROTECT YOUR LITTLES”
Couldn’t stop laughing and choking geez.