finemdolorarchives whispered:
"" Well for one, it exists. If you eat your vegetables for two days, I'll replace them," he murmured. [ im laughing]"
「 ℕ」— “Whaa—” The blond paused to consider his options, hand on chin as if he were actually deep in thought. But really, when was Naruto ever one to think seriously, especially when it came to ramen. It was either give it to him now or he’d find another means of ensuring his stomach got it’s fill.
“One day.” He bargained with pursed lips, realizing that he was the only one to lose out in this situation, no matter. “And I’ll.. I’ll.. babysit Sasuke for a week!”

This is why no one should ever let the blond ninja negotiate.